If you only eat natural foods, will you die of natural causes?
Aren’t there only two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead?
Is it true that human life is sexually transmitted?
When you think about it, isn’t a healthy lifestyle merely the slowest possible rate at …which one can die?
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Why do people park on driveways, and drive on parkways?